I-Anti-caravanning ayiyona into enhle ngaso sonke isikhathi!

"I-Anti-carring - ukubhodla kwemvelo kwendlu yangasese" - lesi yisihloko sombhalo ovela kumfundi wethu, okwathi, lapho ejwayelene nendlu engumahambanendlwana, wanquma ukwabelana nathi ngemibono yakhe. Sikumema!

Amakharavani atusa ukuzimela, aveze izinzuzo zokulala ngendlela umuntu athanda ngayo futhi achaze ukukhempa njengohambo oluhle. Ingabe ngempela? Mina nengoduso yami saba nethuba—futhi sasithemba, injabulo—sokuzama isandla sethu emakahambeni adumile asanda kuduma. Kwaba njalo, leli kwakungelona ithuba noma injabulo. Kunalokho, kwakuwukubuyela endaweni yasekhaya kanye nokuphefumula okujulile okubonisa ukukhululeka kokuhamba ngokukhululeka endaweni evamile yasekhaya. Okungenakushiwo ngokuqinisekile ngekhempu yepulasitiki enendawo engu-9 m².

Iminyene endaweni yokukhempa, kunenhlangano yendawo ehluke ngokuphelele kunasekhaya, isiphithiphithi, isiqephu somhlaba. Lolu hlobo "lokuphumula" kufanelekile ukuhlola, kodwa ngeke ulithande ngempela. Kunjalo, uneqembu labalandeli elaziwa ngokuthi yi-caravan community, engiyithanda ngandlela thize, nakuba ngaphandle kokulingisa. Ngoba angithandi ngempela ukuthatha umsebenzi wokuvala isikhala esincane kunendlu yangasese esendaweni yenqola yekilasi lesibili futhi ngibeke engcupheni yezikhukhula ezivela ezinhlamvu ezimbalwa zikatamatisi ezivala umsele wokucwilisa. Ingabe iphupho lakho lokugcina eholidini mayelana nokuyisa "ikati" lakho endaweni ethile lapho ungalisusa khona... into yokuqala ekuseni, nesinye esigcwele, phambi kwawo wonke umuntu? Ngokushesha kangangokuthi isivakashi sokuqala esozela sasingeke sichame ekhomishini yamakhasethi? Nokho, lokhu kungcono nakakhulu kunesimo lapho izinga lokukhuculula indle liphakama kangangokuthi ukususa ikhasethi kuzobangela ukuba iNiagara eluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka iwele ngokuqondile kumuntu oyisusayo. Kodwa akusho lutho, phela ukukharavani kumnandi. Asiqhubeke.

Ukulawula imidiya

Lapho ithangi lamanzi angcolile elakhelwe ngaphakathi izinkomba ezigcwele zisebenza ngendlela efanele, isikhala sigcwala ngokushesha njengekhasethi lasendlini yangasese. Umehluko wukuthi ukuyikhipha kumnandi kakhulu. Ngeke kudingeke ukuthi ubheke i-fluff ewa kushimula ogobile, ngoba ayikakabi naso isikhathi sokuncibilika kumakhemikhali athuthukiswe ithimba lochwepheshe be-NASA. Kodwa masingangeni emininingwaneni. Leli phunga elimnandi livusa izinzwa, njengoba kwenza umbala wesimanje emthunzini wejusi ye-marmalade. Uma sibala inani lentengo yomthamo owodwa womuthi owengezwe kukhasethi, sengeza iphesenti lokusetshenziswa kukaphethiloli, ukuqashwa kwemoto, izindleko zikaphethiloli ukufudumala izinqe nezinye izidingo eziseceleni, sithola leyo poop eyodwa ingabiza kuze kufike ku-PLN. . 10, eqhathaniswa nezindleko zokuchama wedwa endlini yangasese yesiteshi kufanele ibe ejwayelekile, okungenani ibe nezibambo zezicabha zegolide kunezibambo zepulasitiki. Lezi zingatholakala kuma-campers afinyelela kumathani angu-3,5, okuyinto, vele, engasiqinisekisi inkululeko nokunethezeka kokuthatha iqoqo lethu esilithandayo lokuntanta kanye nesihlalo esinyakazayo kanye nathi. Hhayi-ke, kufanele uqaphele ngesisindo sakho. Ngakho, izibalo ziqala.

Sebenzisa umshini wokubala

Uyigcwalisa nini imoto yakho, uma kufanele ukhiphe amanzi ampunga ngaphambi kokusuka endaweni yokukhempa noma ingabe uketshezi lwewashi lomshini womoya luyoba udoti. Uke wazama ukuyekisa umuntu wesifazane ukusebenzisa i-ayina? Hhayi-ke, akulula kangako, ngisho noma ukholisa othandekayo wakho ukuthi ukuhamba emgwaqeni kumnandi futhi kukhululekile. Darling, uzokhululeka, ngeke kudingeke ugqoke izimonyo. Njengoba ukuzwa kwakho kubuyela kokujwayelekile ngemva kokuklabalasa okukhulu, uyazibuza ukuthi ingabe iholidi eLake Goplo eqhugwaneni elilingana neloli lokudla eline-kebab yaseTurkey laliwumqondo ongcono yini ngisho nokuhlala ngomzuzu wokugcina ehhotela likanokusho e-Egypt.

Ukushiya isisekelo

Yebo ungathatha ibhayisikili lakho uma uyothenga ekuseni. Khona-ke konke kuhamba kahle. Ufaka ubhasikidi ku-Highlander futhi, uvele uzenze isilima, unyathele ku-GS eseduze, ukhangisa izimpahla ezibalulekile, okungukuthi “Ubhiya - I-Ice Cream - Iziphuzo”. Uthenga okudingayo noma okutholakalayo. Mhlawumbe iwayini lakamuva + le-commando ngenxa yelukuluku futhi ubuyela ekamu. Uma ungenawo ubhasikidi wesibambo, izinto ziba nzima kakhulu. Ngoba ubamba inetha ngesandla esisodwa noma uyilengise ezibambolweni zakho. Uzoba nenhlanhla uma ungayishayi inethi ngonyawo lwakho, uchithe wonke ushukela nama-caramel endleleni. Ukudla kwasekuseni nakho kuyiholide. Lapha udinga ukuba uchwepheshe kuma-gymnastics, okungenani kuma-gymnastics okulungisa. Ngeshwa, izinzuzo ezimangalisayo zokubukana emehlweni komunye nomunye egumbini lokuphumula lomndeni elithokomele ku-face2face ilungiselelo lihlala lingokoqobo, mhlawumbe kubantu abangafika ku-160cm ubude. imfologo iwela phansi. Hhayi-ke, lapha udinga ukuthatha izinyathelo zokuphoqa abasebenzi abathile bedeski ukuthi bathuthe ngoba awukwazi ukufinyelela kubo. Kulungile, ngikwenzile. Sekuyisikhathi sokugeza.

Fuck ikhanda lakho

Uma u-aesthete ekhishini, khohlwa ngokunethezeka kwengqondo. Awukwazi ukugeza izandla zakho kusinki olingana nesibani noma ugeze izitsha kusinki onosayizi ofanayo ngaphandle kokuchaphaza amanzi nxazonke. Futhi lokhu kuyiqiniso kuwo wonke amakamu, kungakhathaliseki ukuthi ubukhulu nendawo yendawo yokupheka. Indlela okuyiyo. Njengoba nje ungeke ukwazi ukwelula kahle imilenze yakho ngokulala ucashile evenini, ngeke ukwazi ngokushesha ukwakheka kwemoto ecebile yokuhambahamba evenini. Futhi akuyona nje isethi yokunyakaza okuncane okuvimbela ukuchitheka ngaphandle kukasinki. Ngokusobala lokhu kuthatha isikhathi. Isikhathi esiningi. Yisikhathi sokufunda ukuthi u-squat kanjani lapho othile wasendlini yakho efuna ukuphuma endlini yokugezela bese ukhipha izikibha elokha eduze nomnyango. Ngokushesha noma kamuva uzoshaya ibhomu nabo futhi uzwe iziqalekiso ezivela endlini yangasese. Umgubho wokuphila komphakathi.

Ukushaqeka kwe-DC

Kodwa linda. Ake sithi awunalo ibhayisikili futhi udinga ukushayela ikhempu yakho esitolo noma uye egalaji likaphethiloli ukuze uthenge ithangi likaphethiloli. Yini futhi? Kuhle. Ushintsha ukucushwa kwangaphakathi kusuka egumbini lokuhlala kuya kweselula. Uma isitolo siseduze, akukho nkinga - yonke into ekhalayo emigodini ingamelana, kodwa uma uqhubeka, udinga ukuyivikela. Hhayi nje ngoba uma uhlushwa i-misophonia uzosangana, kodwa kunalokho ukuvikela ummese oxegayo ukuthi ungangeni ngemuva kwekhanda lomngane wakho lapho ubhuleka ingulube yasendle egijima iphuma ehlathini. Kodwa-ke, ngaphambi kokuthi uhambe, cisha ugesi ongu-230V, qoqa wonke ama-trinkets okungenzeka ukuthi anyamalele lapho ungekho, vala i-vestibule, cisha igesi... Yenza lokhu izikhathi eziningana futhi iminwe yakho cishe izoba nje ngokushesha. njengokuzinzile. njengombazi onolwazi lweminyaka engu-20. Kodwa siseholidini. Masingakhonondi!

Izimpaphe emfuleni

Eqinisweni, kufanele ulethe izingubo ezanele ukuze uzivikele ngesethi eyodwa yosuku olulodwa. Ama-panties namasokisi yiwona amancane. Ngakho-ke futhi kunengozi yokulayisha ngokweqile futhi okungenani umkhawulo oyingozi wendawo. Nakuba kukhona into efana ne-trailer yokuhamba noma iwasha ye-camper, angizange ngiqaphele noma yikuphi ukuqashwa kufakwe eyodwa. Mhlawumbe idinga ukudonswa ngemuva kwekamu futhi ihhuku ilahlekile? Anginalwazi. Futhi uma ingekho indlela yokugeza izingubo ekamu, khona-ke sise... amanzi ampunga. Hhayi-ke, ungazama ukuwasha izingubo zakho emfuleni, kodwa ngiyaqinisekisa ukuthi uzowina "Ubuso" bosuku ngesivinini esikhulu. Kukhona ingozi yokudida umnyango wekhonsathi ye-symphony ngokusebenza kwenzuzo kuka-Zenek Martyniuk.

Iphupho mayelana nezinsiza

Eqinisweni, okuwukuphela kwento esasikwazi ukuyenza ekamu kwakuwukulala. Imibhede inezici zokucwenga ngokobukhulu nokuthambile komatilasi. Inqobo nje uma silala ekamelweni kuphela “ekupheleni kwesitolo”. Uma kufanele uphume embhedeni phakathi nendawo ohlala kuyo njalo ebusuku, uzobona ngokushesha ukuthi ukuya ngaphandle uyofuna ugwayi ekuseni noma kusihlwa, ukukubeka kahle, ukuqeqesha Abashaneli. uhlelo. Kufana nenkambo yesithiyo. Nokho, uma ufuna ukuya "bara-bara", ungakwazi ukuzwa exotic. Kuye ngesimo sakho, kunengozi yokubhoboza imbobo ophahleni... ngesinqe sakho noma ngekhanda lakho. Okuthile kwabathandi be-sadomasochism.

Njengezingane

Ngiyazibuza ukuthi yini ngempela eheha abantu kuma-caravaning, ngaphandle kukazibuthe wezokuvakasha okuwukuphela kwazo ezitholakala ngezikhathi ze-Covid? Nginemibono eminingana. Omunye umuzwa wokuba umphakathi oneqembu elinezintshisekelo ezihluke ngokuphelele kanye nomphakathi owabelana ngezimoto ezifanayo futhi ohlonza ngezifiso ezifanayo. Kodwa zivelaphi? Ingabe udinga umdlalo owedlulele? Mhlawumbe akunjalo, ngoba i-caravanning ikude nayo ... Nakuba kimi eminye imisebenzi yayinzima emngceleni. Kodwa-ke, ngingakuchaza lokhu ngokwentando yomuntu siqu. Ngingamane ngigxile ekubeni nemoto - ikamu noma i-trailer - engabonakali futhi engaphandle kwenkambiso. Isitayela futhi iyathengeka. Okwamanje, indawo yokukhempa ibiza kufika ku-PLN 400, ukuze uzizwe uphakeme kunomakhelwane wakho. Futhi lesi isici sethu sikazwelonke. Makube ngisho isifanekiso sikaMarcin Nadjman engadini, inqobo nje uma engekho umakhelwane. Umcabango wokugcina uwukubuyela ebuntwaneni. Esifisweni sokuba nendlu yomuthi, noma ukuhlela ukuma ngaphansi kwetafula elimbozwe ngezingubo zokulala, noma ukwakha ikhabethe ehlathini. Udinga isikhala sakho siqu. Ingabe lokhu kuzijabulisa okwabantu abadala? Eseyingane, wonke umlandeli we-Cztere Pancerni wakha ithangi endaweni ethile. Kungaba kumakhalekhukhwini wakho noma ezihlalweni zakho zegumbi lokuphumula. Ingabe i-campervan ayiyona inselele enjalo? Isihloko okufanele izazi zezokuhlalisana kwabantu zifundwe.

Nokho, ehhotela

Ukubuyela ezindlekweni nasenzuzweni: ingabe ukuhamba ngenqola kuqhathaniswa namahhotela? CHA. Ikhululekile? CHA. Kuyahlekisa lokho. Vele akunjalo. Ingabe lo ongowokuhlonishwa? Impela. Angikaze ngikhokhe imali engaka ngeholide elifushane kangaka nokucasuka okungaka. Ngikhetha ihhotela, ifulethi, i-agritourism, i-safari e-Ukraine eneqoqo lamathawula, izimonyo endlini yokugezela kanye nelineni elihlanzekile lombhede, engingenakho ukukhokha okwengeziwe. Futhi akusekho ukuqwala izintaba, ukubona ama-flip-flop kamakhelwane, izisebenzi zidlala isiginci lapho ngilele, imisindo yokuphuka kwamabhodlela, isifudumezi-moya esithela emanzini ampunga, ukuchitheka ukuze kugcinwe "izinga letiye" kanye nezindleko ezengeziwe. okwetafula lekamu. Angisayiphathi-ke yokukhathazeka ngokuthi umoya ushaye phansi ngephutha isisitho selanga noma ngiphaphame phakathi kwamabili namaqhwa aphuma ekhaleni lami ngoba ithangi likaphethiloli seliphelile. Ngibonga nemisindo yokukhishwa indle enanela ikamu lonke. Kodwa mhlawumbe nginephutha futhi yilokhu kanye esikufunayo emvelweni? Ngeshwa, kuleli qophelo, wonke la ma-caravan ahlobene kakhulu nokubalekela njengoba isoso saseTabasco senza u-ayisikhilimu.