Izithombe ezingu-20 zokugibela zifihlwe egaraji lika-Jeff Dunham

Amadoda esiwakhonza esikrinini esikhulu noma ezinhlelweni ezisakazwayo abonakala emakhulu kunempilo. Sivame ukuhlobanisa izici nobuntu obungavamile kulokho esicabanga ukuthi bayikho (uhlobo olufana nokugcwalisa izikhala ukuze udwebe iphrofayela yomlingiswa ngokusekelwe kulokho esikwaziyo). Kusomahlaya nomlingisi u-Jeff Dunham, ukudlala kwesiteji okuyingqayizivele kumzuzise udumo ezweni lonke futhi ahlonishwe ngendlela yobuciko okubonakala sengathi ithandwa nguye yedwa.

Awamaningi ama-ventriloquists adumile ngokwanele ukuba abe yinsakavukela, futhi awamaningi alawo ambalwa azovela nakusesho lwe-inthanethi. Indaba iwukuthi, akuyona impela inkundla yokuzijabulisa esheshayo. Uma kukhona, lokhu kufanele kuqinise icala lethalente lamahlaya likaDunham, njengoba ezifake emakethe ye-niche angena kuyo kuphela futhi akekho omunye umuntu ongazama nokuzama.

Ngaphandle kohlu oluncomekayo lwemisebenzi ezuzwayo, lapho eyeka ukulingisa futhi ebuyela ekhaya, kukhona uhlangothi oluya eDunham olungenza izinhliziyo zethu zigcwale ukuziqhenya nokuncoma, ngaphandle uma INI inzondo enkulu ye-ventriloquism, okungukuthi.

UJeff angase abe nezinto zokuzilibazisa ezingaqondakali, kodwa kunento eyodwa eyinhloko ayenza kangcono kuneningi (ngaphandle kwebhizinisi lonodoli lonke): ukuqoqa izingcezu ezihlukahlukene zomlando wemoto wakudala ukuze enze iqoqo elimangalisayo. Akabonakali ethanda kakhulu izimoto ngaphandle kwamasondo. Iqiniso liwukuthi uJeff uyazithanda ngempela izimoto zakhe.

Uyisazi samahlaya, umthandi wamanzi, umgijimi oyimfundamakhwela, kanye nensizwa ehlekisayo enokuthandwa kwayo uma kuziwa endleleni izimoto zayo okufanele zibukeke ngayo. Konke lokhu kuza ngentengo, nokho, naphezu kwenani eliphelele elingenza u-Jay Z anikeze isigqoko sakhe ukwazisa, u-Dunham ungumnikazi wezinto ezimbalwa eziqoqiwe ezibeka engcupheni abantu abancane ekujuleni kobomvu. Ukuthi angakwazi ukuzikhokhela noma cha kuncike ekuhlangenwe nakho kwakho kwezezimali. Ngilapha ukuze nginikeze ulwazi.

20 I-Batmobile ($1 million)

Baningi abakhohlisi, kodwa munye kuphela wokuqala. Hhayi-ke, kukhona amaBatmobile "angempela" amathathu asuka kuwo I-Batman ibuyisela izingxenye, kodwa empeleni kwakukhona "okwangempela" ababili, futhi kwakukhona lena esebenza njenge-stand-in. Yakhelwe kuphela ukuhamba amamitha angamakhulu ambalwa ngesikhathi, izikhathi ezintathu noma ezine kuphela phakathi nokukhiqizwa kwayo konke. Imishini yokuphehla amandla yayiyizinkinga ezincane zeqembu lezimoto, futhi injini yamakhreyithi angu-350 kwaba yiyona kuphela abakunika yona. Akazange anikezwe amandla afanele kwaze kwaba yilapho eseyishiyile ikhithi, futhi manje usegibela igiya lokugijima le-LS elinohlobo olufanayo lwenjini. Izinombolo ze-chassis azikwazi ukukhonjwa futhi, ngokwazi kukaDunham, akuyona into engaphezu kwamafreyimu amabili ashiselwe abe munye. мало ubukhazikhazi.

19 I-Lincoln Batmobile Futura ($4.2 million)

Isekelwe e-Indiana, i-Fiberglass Freaks yenza lokho kanye obungacabanga ukuthi inkampani enalelo gama ingayenza. Baguqula i-fiberglass ibe izinto ezingavamile, futhi phakathi kwalezo zinto eziyinqaba kukhona ucezu oluncane lomlando oluvela ezinkumbulweni zethu zezingane ezihlangene ezibamba indawo ethandekayo ezinhliziyweni zethu: i-Batmobile yasekuqaleni. Eqinisweni, bayakhe imifanekiso eminingi ye-Batmobile esikhathini esidlule, ngakho lapho uDunham eya kubo ephethe i-Futura yango-1955 kanye nesicelo esiyinqaba, cishe ngokushesha bazi ukuthi uyaphi. U-Dunham wabeka izandla zakhe phezu kwayo futhi waqasha ama-fiberglass freaks ukuze aqale ukuyibuyisela ngokuphelele ku-Futura Batmobile enembile.

18 I-Plymouth Barracuda ($100,000)

Kunzima ukulinganisa izindleko eziqondile ze-Dunham's Barracuda. Imodeli, enezinhlobonhlobo ezimbalwa ezingavamile, isithandwa kakhulu kangangokuthi izintengo zezibonelo zangempela zezimoto ezinjalo zingasukela ku-$20,000 kuya ku-$100,000. UDunham akabonakali enendaba nezinto ezifana nenani lemakethe, nakuba ewuhlobo lomfana owenza izinto ezinjengokuthenga leyo Barracuda ngosuku lwakhe lomshado (okungenani yilokho akutshela umkakhe). Abantu abaningi baqasha ama-limousine; UJeff uthenga izimoto zemisipha. Uthe wahamba nomkakhe embukisweni wamahlaya kule moto ngo-1989. I-Cuda yayinentengo yobuchwepheshe (yilabo bafana abakhokhisa cishe u-$2,000 ukuze baphume futhi bakutshele ukuthi yini engeyinhle kangako ngephrojekthi yakho otshale kakhulu ngayo). futhi uthole isilinganiso esingu-9.9. kuphela Isizathu sesilinganiso esingaphansi kwesiphelele kwakuyisikulufu esisodwa esingapendwanga ngombala olungile. (Ngokuba okuhle kwami ​​​​okubili, kungcono ungasinaki leso sikulufu lapho ngahlulela imoto yami, ngithi nje.)

17 I-Challenger RT 440 Six-Pack ($100,000)

Ngesikhathi u-Dodge eqala ukuhlanganisa i-Challenger, ifomula yemoto yemisipha ehlolwe isikhathi yayilula: ayikho into engathatha indawo yokuthutha. Nokho, njengoba ukufuduka kwanda, kwadingeka umoya owengeziwe nophethiloli. Ngenkathi ukulethwa komoya kwethula eyakho inxanxathela yefiziksi okufanele kubhekwane nayo, indlela yokuxazulula inkinga yokulethwa kukaphethiloli ezinjinini ezinkulu ezigudluzayo yayilula: vele wengeze i-carburetor (noma amabili). I-Six-Pack 440 ibiyisitatimende esiningi njengoba bekuyisitatimende sokusebenza. I-Challenger ibuye nezinhlobonhlobo zezinye izinketho ezikhangayo, njenge-383cid noma i-425-horsepower 426 Hemi, kodwa iphakheji yamasilinda ayisithupha izwakala ipholile. I-Jeff's 440 igqoka lowo mbala Oluhlaza Okhanyayo ngokuziqhenya njenge-440 enemigqa emnyama.

16 I-Challenger Hellcat ($85,000)

Uma ungumfana onjengoJeff Dunham, izinto ezinhle ziza ngamabili. Amahlaya amahle (njengawo wonke amadoda e-Dunham gas owaziyo nowathandayo), Ama-Batmobiles kanye, vele,, i-Dodge Challengers. Yini enhle enye ngaphandle komunye? (Kungaba kuhle, kodwa uDunham akafuni ukuthatha noma yimaphi amathuba.) Ngenkathi uDodge ememezela ukuthi i-SRT Challenger entsha izotholakala ku-retro Sublime Green livery—okufana kahle kakhulu ne-Challenger 1970 yayo ka-440—kungenzeka ukuthi njengoba kubhalwe kahle ezinkanyezini. Phela, uma usuzongena esiteji futhi uhlele ukubeka isandla sakho ngemuva kukapopi ube ubanga umsindo oxakile, ungase ulujabulele uhambo lwakho lokuya emsebenzini.

15 I-Amphicar ($25,000)

I-Quandt Group ibhekele lo mshayeli we-multimedia, okungajabulisi kangako ukuwubuka emgwaqeni noma emanzini. Kodwa ngokungafani nezinye izimoto eziye zazama ukuxuba izindlela zokuthutha (ngokuvamile ngaphandle kwempumelelo), amanzi aphenduka indawo engcono kakhulu yento okufanele ibe yimoto kodwa ethanda ukuzenza enye into ngeSonto ntambama evilaphayo. Le Amphicar empeleni iwuhambo oluhle kakhulu lwesikebhe kangangokuthi uJeff ngezinye izikhathi ulithatha aliyise eCastaic, vele nonodoli wakhe omdala onciphile, ukuze uthole usuku oluphumuzayo lokubamba nokukhululwa. (Ungangibuzi ukuthi ufike kanjani kude kangaka kuphaneli yokulawula i-puppet, nami bengizibuza into efanayo.)

14 I-Ferret Scout ($17,000)

Ngenani eliphansi lama-$17,000, i-Ferret Scout ngokungangabazeki iyinketho engcono kakhulu yokuthatha amaqembu ezigebengu zangemuva kwembubhiso kanye nama-zombies alwayo. Lona ukuphela kwethiyori ezama ukuchaza ukuthi kungani edinga imoto yezikhali emkhunjini wakhe phakathi kwama-Challengers namaBatmobiles. (Impela, wenza amahlaya ambalwa angabazekayo ngezikhathi ezithile, kodwa angicabangi ukuthi mabi ngokwanele ukuthethelela izembatho zempi ezilula.) Ukuthi wesaba ama-zombies noma abalandeli akunandaba, ngoba ngensimbi yensimbi evalekile. izakhamuzi le mini-tank encane, angasho amahlaya amabi kakhulu emhlabeni, futhi kukhona okuncane kakhulu umuntu angakwenza ngakho.

13 1934 Ford Firepower ($25,000)

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Ngizoba nobulungisa futhi nginikeze le nto inani elihloniphekile. Akazange ayakhele cishe ngemali eshibhile, kodwa njengazo zonke izimoto zangokwezifiso, njengoba zibukeka kahle kumnikazi, lelo shaja yokungeniswa kogebhezi ayisebenzi kimina. Lokho, kanye nokuthile mayelana ne-chassis etshekile engxenyeni, kuyenza ibukeke ikhathuni kakhulu. Ngiyakuzonda ukukuthanda noma ukuthanda ukukuzonda, kodwa ngokubukeka kwezinto, okubaluleke kakhulu ukuthi induku eshisayo epholile (futhi inomsindo kakhulu lapho). Angasebenzisa kalula imali engaphezu kuka-$100,000 ukuze aguqule umsebenzi wakhe wokuzilibazisa abe ubuciko bezimoto, kodwa futhi, njengawo wonke amaphrojekthi emoto yangokwezifiso, awakufanele neze lokho onakho.

12 I-Ford GT ($500,000)

Ingabe kumane kwaqondana ukuthi umholi wezobuchwepheshe wakwa-Ford owabuyisela i-GT40 ekuphileni usenegama elicishe lifane nelensizwa ehlekisayo okungenzeka ukuthi ingumnikazi wokuphindwaphindwa kwesimanje kwenganekwane yakwaFord? UJeff Dunham ungumnikazi Ford GT kanye nomfana okuthiwa JIM UDunham ubuyisele i-GT40 enkazimulweni yayo yomjaho ngesici sakwaFord. Igama elithi Dunham libukeka liheha iFord GT ngaphandle nje kokuthi. Hhayi-ke lokho noma unemali eningi angaze athenge idlanzana angazihluphi ngokulahlekelwa eyodwa lapha nalapha. Ama-Ford GT asevele ayizimoto ezibizayo, ngisho namamodeli amadala, nakuba imodeli ye-Dunham iyinto yenganekwane ngokwayo futhi ifaneleka kancane ngenxa yalelo qiniso. Okungenani ubunikazi bakhe be-GT bukhulula noma iyiphi inkomishi embi ka-Ahmed ehlezi esivutheleni senduku eshisayo.

11 UGeorge Barris Calico Surfer (?)

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Ezinye izimoto kufanele zibe noJeff ukuze zipholile, kodwa ezinye izimoto kufanele zibe noJeff ukuze zipholile. Isiphi kulezi zigaba ezimbili le nto eluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka iwela kuso? Ngicabanga ukuthi kuya ngokuthi ubuza bani, kodwa yinto uJeff angakwazi ukuphila ngaphandle kwayo ngemva kokuba nayo okungenani kanye. Ngokusobala unokunambitheka okukhethekile kwezimoto ezingavamile futhi eziyingqayizivele, njengoba ubona kakade. I-Calico Surfer yakhelwe ngokukhethekile Ukuntweza emhlabeni jikelele Umshicileli kamagazini uCalvin Clark ngawo-1960. Yayibiza u-$22,000 ngaleso sikhathi, futhi ngohlu lwabanikazi abaziwayo njengalabo abahlanganisayo, kuwukuqagela kwanoma ubani ukuthi le nto ibiza malini kulezi zinsuku. Ngicabanga ukuthi kukhona ozimisele ukukukhokhela.

10 I-Dodge Viper ACR ($125,000)

UJeff Dunham uchaza i-Dodge Viper ACR yakhe ka-2008 ngokuthi "hardcore." I-Viper Special Edition bekuyinguqulo esebenza kahle kakhulu, elinganiselwe ye-Viper cishe ngamakhilogremu angu-100 ehlisiwe ngesisindo. Lokhu kungase kungabonakali kukuningi, kodwa kuthwala leyo nqwaba eyengeziwe emakhoneni futhi isuke ime ngokuphelele kwenza thola inhlawulo yokusebenza. Ingabe umehluko wentengo uwufanele? Hhayi namhlanje. Okungenani uma ufuna big, fat bang for buck yakho. Isidingo salolu hlobo lwemoto sehle kancane eminyakeni yamuva, okuholele ekwehleni kwenani lika-$20,000 ngokwesilinganiso. Nokho, lena, okwakungekaJeff, yayibiza izinkulungwane ezimbalwa zamaRandi. Funda kabanzi kunokuba emusha. (Kukhokha ukuduma, akunjalo?)

9 I-Plymouth Superbird ($100,000)

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I-Plymouth Superbird kwaba inguqulo yesikhashana ye-Roadrunner enomklamo ohlukile kanye nephakheji yezithombe ezenza ithandeke kubathandi be-hot rod ezweni lonke. Ithole ukunakwa okungahlukanisiwe ngephakeji le-aerodynamic elalibhekwa njengelisezingeni eliphezulu kanye ne-fender ephakeme ngokwanele ukunikeza abanikazi be-Stance Nation Civic isizathu sokugcina ama-napkins ambalwa endaweni yokulala ebusuku. Akukho kulokhu okusebenze kahle ngoba ukuqonda kwethu okuyisisekelo kokuguquguquka koketshezi nokuthi bafaka kanjani isicelo emotweni yomjaho kwakungapholishiwe ngokwedlulele ngaleso sikhathi. Kodwa-ke, lesi isithonjana, kanye nenguqulo eyivelakancane yezinga elijwayelekile le-'70s Mopar kwesinye isikhathi elenziwa iphutha njengesikebhe esincane.

8 I-Chester ($500)

Ungacabangi ukuthi u-Jeff Dunham ungusomahlaya osabambekile nomuhle kakhulu ukuthi enze njengathi sonke. Ezimweni eziningi, igama elithi "ukuzikhukhumeza" - okungenani njengoba lihlobene noJeff - libhekisela kakhulu ekusebenzeni okubalulekile kwezenzo zakhe kunesimo sakhe sengqondo. (UJeff empeleni ungumuntu ophansi kakhulu.) Iphuzu liwukuthi, sibuza izinto eziningi mayelana noJeff ngokuba nale moto ethile, kungakhathaliseki ukuthi iwubukhazikhazi kangakanani. (Ubani omunye ongumnikazi wamaveni afana nalawa?) Inazo zonke izinsimbi ze-retro ngasekupheleni kweminyaka yama-'70s futhi ishaya ikhwelo umuntu osemusha, odukile angakunikeza: Ama-Daylighter engeziwe ku-grille uma kwenzeka amalambu akho ehlangene. konke Kwenzeka ukuthi ama-portholes olwandle ngisho nekhithi yomzimba ethambile yehluleka. (Uyazi ukuthi uyamfuna.)

7 I-Vox Mobile ($216,000)

Ibizwa ngeVox Mobile futhi ithathwa njengesiginci esishesha kakhulu emhlabeni. (Ngiyakungabaza lokho ngale UMad Max: Fury Road isiteji somsindo.) Ngaphandle uma unezandla ezinkulu kakhulu, akunakwenzeka ukuthi ukwazi ukukhiqiza kabusha umsindo kumaphaneli ekota. Kodwa uma usesihlalweni somshayeli ishaywa wumsindo omnandi wenjini i-427 Cobra. Lena i-roadster ongakwazi ukungena kuyo ngempela ngenkathi uhamba nge-boulevard. (Ngeke wazi ukuthi uzodinga nini ukujama empukaneni.) Lokhu akuwenzi umqondo ngaphandle kokuthi wamukele iqiniso lokuthi ngasekupheleni kweminyaka yawo-'60s ikakhulukazi kwakumayelana nedwala le-psychedelic rock kanye nezisetshenziswa zalo ezimbi. Isibalo esilungisiwe sokwakha esingu-$30,000 silingana nangaphezulu kwama-$200,000 kumadola anamuhla, nakuba kubonakala kungangabazeki ukuthi noma ubani ongekho phakathi kwezinye izinto ezimbi kakhulu angake alithenge.

6 I-Bradley GT ($10,000)

Inkampani yezimoto ezizinze ePlymouth, eMinnesota yaqala ukuthengisa imikhiqizo yayo ngo-1970 futhi ngenhlanhla yayeka konke ukusebenza ngo-1981. Angiqondile ukuba ngumuntu ozonda lapha, kodwa ngifuna ukusho nje ukuthi: le nto iyiqembu elibi kakhulu! KODWA, ngaphambi kokuthi uyizonde (njengami), qonda ubuhlakani bomklamo we-Bradley GT. Kungase kube imoto yekhithi engenamandla ngendlela emangalisayo, kodwa kufanele utuse ulwazi lwebhizinisi lwabasunguli bale nkampani: bakhangisa komagazini bokusebenza futhi bakhokhisa abantu u-$1.00 ngencwajana emayelana nemoto eyayingakatholakali. Baphinde banikeza amasheya angu-80,000 enkampani ngo-$1.00 isabelo ngasinye. Ingabe leli bhizinisi lihlakaniphile? Hhayi-ke, sebehambile isikhathi eside ngokwanele ukuthi bangene emakethe nenqwaba yezimoto ezisebenza ngeVolkswagen, futhi uJeff Dunham uneyodwa.

5 Izindlu ezithengiswayo ezibizayo (ngaphezu kwakho)

Lapha ngemuva ungabona i-Batmobile ekuphindaphindeni kwayo kokuqala, kanye nama-Mopar nama-Woodies amaningana athatha indawo ethile. Ukuvikeleka kwezomnotho okuphelele okudingekayo ukuze kwakhiwe iqoqo lezimoto, ngisho nengxenye encane ye-Dunham, kudinga okungaphezu kwalokho umuntu ovamile angakuthemba. Inani eliphelele likaDunham liyahluka kakhulu kuye ngokuthi usithathaphi lesi sibalo—ezinye izilinganiso zize ziyibeke ezigidini ezinamadijithi amathathu—futhi kubikwa ukuthi uhola ngaphezu kwezigidi ezingu-25 zamaRandi ngonyaka. Ngakho-ke ungadangali lapho ubona ulayini wezimoto ezibiza kakhulu ukwedlula noma ubani ophilayo ongakhokha ukuze akuthenge futhi. Amahlaya akho awamahle njengakaJeff. (Noma eyami, ngaleyo ndaba.)

4 Iqoqo (Ayigugu)

Ngemva kohambo olude eqoqweni lemoto yomuntu siqu kaJeff, umuntu angaqala ukuzibuza ukuthi kukhona yini ukuxhumana okufihliwe phakathi kwalokho akukhethele umsebenzi wakhe kanye nezinye zezimoto azikhethele ukwethula ukugula kwakhe emhlabeni. Kuyavunywa, eziningi zazo zingamahlaya nje (uma kungewona amahlaya abiza ngokwedlulele), futhi izizathu zokuthenga kwakhe zinkulu njengoba noma ubani ebengaqagela. Uthi ubevele ethanda ukuhlekisa abantu, kanti ukushayela imoto enesimilo kwenza abantu bajabule. Noma yini, Jeff! Akekho othenga amaBatmobile amabili ngoba efuna ukuwenza abanye abantu mamatheka. Kunezimoto, izikebhe namathangi eduze izintambo kwabancintisanayo, kuphephile ukucabanga ukuthi unokwengezwa okungelapheki ezimotweni ezingase zizicekele phansi uma engavikelekile ngokwezimali. Udlale kahle, Mnu. Dunham.

3 I-Ultraviolet Challenger (Dunham Edition)

Njengothile onguchwepheshe we-Challenger, u-Dunham udume ngokwanele kangangokuthi ukuthanda kwakhe ukuba umgijimi wetiyela omuhle kwaziwa kahle. U-Dodge uyakwazi lokhu futhi wanquma ukusebenzisa uthando lwakhe nge-Mopar ngokudala umqondo oyingqayizivele ngempela we-SEMA. Kwakuwuhlelo olukhethekile lwe-Challenger, olunikwa amandla injini enamakhreyithi angu-426 eyathumela amandla amahhashi angaphezu kuka-500 ngokusebenzisa ukudluliselwa kwamagiya ayisithupha emasondweni angemuva. Ungase ungathandi ukunambitheka kwakhe kumahlaya, kodwa kunzima ukuphikisana nokunambitha kwakhe ezimotweni. Ikhona legalaji lakhe lilodwa lalizobusisa umthandi wezimoto ovamile ngokushisa kwelanga zonke izinsuku zakhe. I-Dunham inezimoto eziningi ngendlela obungayilindela endodeni eyenza izigidi.

2 I-Woody ($64,000)

Yini enhle umuthi akukho ukuqoqwa kwemoto okungaphela ngaphandle kukaWoody? (Uyabona ukuthi ngenzani lapho?) Kuphephile ukusho ukuthi amahlaya ami acishe afane nakaJeff, nakuba iqoqo lami lemoto lishoda ngokudabukisayo uma liqhathaniswa nenqwaba yezimoto zikaJeff. Futhi ngaphezu kwakho konke, une-Woodie yakudala esesimweni esihle. Futhi lena akuyona inqola yesiteshi sikaGriswold elungele umndeni ephatha njengesikebhe esinensayo futhi ebukeka kabi nakakhulu—ngenkathi izinhlobo zezinkuni ziza ngazo zonke izinambitheka, i-Dunham ngokusobala iso layo ezintweni ezinhle. Nakuba lokhu kuthambekela kuholele ekutheni izinkuni zinamathiselwe kumamodeli asuka kuCadillac kuya ePackard, iWoody kaDunham ingenye yezinto ezinhle kakhulu ongazibheka.

1 Umshini Wesikhathi ($30,000–$541,000)

“Sebenzisa amasekhethi esikhathi sakho,” usho kanje. Uthi: “Ningazikhathazi nangalawo maNdiya. Bengilokhu ngicabanga ukuthi uma ungumuntu othembela kulo solwazi onamehlo angalawuleki uma ekutshela ukuthi "lawo maNdiya ngeke aze abe khona" uma ekuyalela ukuthi unyathele igas pedal uphuthume uqonde ngqo phakathi. udonga. , ufanelwe okuza kuwe. Ngaphandle kwalokho, uma ungakwazi ukuthola umgwaqo ogwadule omude futhi oqondile ngokwanele (kuzo zonke izindawo lapho ungathola khona umgwaqo omude futhi oqondile ngokwanele) ukuze uhambe u-88 mph, bekufanele ngempela untshontshe iFerrari yaseLibya yonke leyo plutonium. Khona-ke eziningi zalezi zinkinga odinga ukuzixazulula bezingeke zivele, Marty.

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