Osaziwayo abangu-20 Abasakwazi Ukushayela... ngo-2017

Uma kunento eyodwa cishe wonke umuntu okufanele ngabe uyayenza ngalesi sikhathi, ukufunda ukushayela. Ngiyazi umfana opholile cishe ngazo zonke izindlela; uyinsizwa ehlakaniphile, ehlekisayo futhi ebukekayo. Kodwa akazange alithole ilungelo, futhi kungazelelwe uqala ukuzibuza, “Yini engalungile ngalo mfana? Kungani engazange ayithole ilayisensi? Akunzima kangako ukwenza noma into enjalo. Akuyona into edidayo lapho usebenza nomuntu ocebile nodumile; bangakwazi ukukhokhela ukuba nabantu ekuhambeni futhi bangase bafune ukuzizwa bebalulekile, kodwa noma kunjalo, iningi uma kungebona bonke osaziwayo abakulolu hlu bangaphezu kokumangalisa.

Abanye abakaze bathole amalayisensi abo, kanti abanye bavele bayeka ukushayela ngesizathu esithile. Laba akubona abantu abaphucwa amalayisensi abo ngenxa yezinkinga zomthetho; labantu abangashayeli nje. Mhlawumbe laba bantu kufanele bahlangane kancane? Ngokwami, ngicabanga kanjalo. Ubani onendaba ukuthi uyingcweti uma ungakwazi nokuyothenga ebusuku kakhulu uma unesnack se-Doritos?

Naba osaziwayo abangu-20 abangakwazi ukushayela.

20 Ed Sheeran

Futhi, kukhona abanye abantu abafana no-Ed Sheeran abathi isizathu esibenza bangakwazi ukushayela ingoba abazange basondele kukho. Kumele ngisho ukuthi lokhu ngikubiza ngombhedo ophelele. Ngakho-ke, usitshela ukuthi waba inkanyezi edumile futhi wenza konke okwakudingeka akwenze ukuze afike lapho, kodwa akazange afunde ukushayela? Woza Ed...kungani ungadluleli eDMV yangakini wenze noma yini ukuze ungene emgwaqeni? Okungenani lapho uzokwazi ukuzishayela, futhi ngeke kudingeke ukhathazeke ngokungena ezihlokweni ezifana nalesi.

19 Kristina Agilera

UChristina Aguilera akayona yonke into emangalisayo uma kuziwa kulabo abangakwazi ukushayela. Eqinisweni, ngesizathu esithile angikwazi ukucabanga ukuthi wayeshayela kahle kangaka. Ilayisensi wayithola eneminyaka engu-21 kodwa akasashayeli futhi usethembele kumshayeli. Echaza ukuthi kungani, uthi: "Ngesaba ukushayela eLos Angeles nge-paparazzi, ngigijime kubo - uzwile izindaba." Kulungile, ngicabanga ukuthi ngiyakuqonda lokho uma kuziwa ekuphumeni kukhaphethi obomvu, kodwa ukhathazeke nge-paparazzi uma ufuna ukubalekela e-Starbucks uyothola ikhofi? Angazi...Ngeke ngikuthenge, kodwa uma usucebe njengaye, ungenza noma yini oyifunayo.

18 UBella Thorne

Uma ubukeka umuhle njengoBella Thorne, abantu cishe bafuna ukukuyisa endaweni ethile njalo. Kodwa endabeni kaBella, unina umthwele kakhulu. Wathi wayesaba kakhulu ukushayela futhi wayengazimisele ngokufunda. UBella usemncane impela manje, kwazi bani? Mhlawumbe esikhathini esithile uzoshintsha okuthile futhi athole ilayisensi. Kuyangabazeka ukuthi umama wakhe uzoqhubeka nokumshayela lapho uBella eseminyakeni yawo-20 noma 30, kodwa kwazi bani? Kwenzeke izinto ezingaziwa, nakuba ngicabanga ukuthi amadoda aphila impilo kaBella esikhathini esizayo cishe ngeke abe nandaba nokumgibela.

17 Mariah Carey

Uma kukhona umuntu ongamangali kangako ukuthi akashayeli, kungenzeka ukuthi uMariah Carey, ikakhulukazi ngoba akabukeki ehlakaniphe kangako. Ufeyile ukuhlolwa kwakhe kokushayela izikhathi ezintathu, okungamangaza ngempela ukube wayengeyena u-Mariah Carey. Uma ngikhuluma iqiniso, ngingamangala kakhulu uma uMariah engaphumelela nhlobo. Ungangizwa kabi - ngokuqinisekile unekhono, kodwa kunabantu abangakwazi ukubhala izivivinyo futhi ubonakala engomunye wabo.

16 Kate Beckinsale

Impela uKate muhle ngokuba muhle, kodwa ngokusobala washintsha isivivinyo sakhe sokushayela wabe esenquma ukuyeka ukushayela unomphela,” okungasho ukuthi indodakazi yakhe eyeve eshumini nambili izoyithola ilayisense ngaphambi kokuthi ayithole. Akuyona into ehlazisa kakhulu emhlabeni, ikakhulukazi uma ungusaziwayo omuhle ngempela nodumile, kodwa kulungile, Kate... uma ufeyila ukuhlolwa kwakho kokushayela, kuzomele ubuyele ehhashini bese uzama futhi. Asikhulumi ngesayensi ye-rocket lapha; okumele ukwenze ukushayela imoto. Kunabantu abehlukene abenza lokhu. Buyela ehhashini, ngomqondo ongokomfanekiso.

15 U-Ricky Gervais

U-Ricky Gervais akanayo ilayisense futhi ngeke ayithole. Ngokusobala, wenelisa kakhulu ukuba nomshayeli womuntu siqu. Angazi... Ngicabanga ukuthi kungaba kuhle ukuceba ngokwanele ukuba ungakhathazeki ngokuthi kufanele uziphathe kanjani, kodwa noma kunjalo, awukhathali yini ukungalokothi ube wedwa? Lapho ngichitha isikhathi ngedwa emotweni yami, ngicabanga ngemicabango yami eminingi engcono kakhulu. Kungani ngifuna umngane wami ngaso sonke isikhathi? Kwesinye isikhathi kubukeka sengathi osaziwayo abakutholi kalula lokho esikutholayo thina bantu abajwayelekile. Ricky, umuhle kakhulu, kodwa uma ngikhuluma iqiniso, ukushayela imoto akunzima kangako.

14 Tina Fey

U-Tina Fey wangimangaza kancane. Ubonakala ekwazi ukushayela, uma kubhekwa ukuthi uhlakaniphe kakhulu futhi uyahlekisa. Kodwa okukhona wukuthi uyakwazi ukushayela imoto waze waba nelayisense yakhe isikhashana kodwa zaze zaphelelwa yisikhathi akazimisele ngokuzivuselela. Ngiqonde ukuthi, woza... kungani kungenjalo? Ingabe kubuhlungu ngempela ukuthwala into ekuvumela ukuba ushayele esimweni esiphuthumayo? Bengingeke ngicabange kanjalo. Tina, ngiyazi ukuthi kukhona okusekhanda lakho okumele ucabange ukuthi awusayidingi ilayisense yakho, kodwa ngelinye ilanga uzolidinga. Ngakho-ke qhubeka... hamba ku-DMV futhi uyixhume.

13 Noel Gallagher

Abanye abantu cishe badangele kakhulu ukuthi bangakwazi ukushayela. Ngolunye usuku intatheli yacela uNoel Gallagher ukuba achaze iqembu lakhe. I-Oasis ngezwi linye, waphendula wathi: Mina. Ngosuku lwakhe, yena nomfowabo uLiam babaziwa kakhulu njengabaculi. Cishe uyakhumbula ibhendi eculweni elithi "Wonderwall" kodwa futhi baziwa kakhulu ngokuhlale belwa esteji futhi bezenza osomahlaya. Ngakho-ke, ingabe kuyamangaza ukuthi uNoel akazange afunde ukushayela? Wayematasa kakhulu ebhala izingoma futhi epholile kakhulu ukuthi angachitha isikhathi efundela ukuhlolwa kwakhe ukushayela. Kulowo nalowo eyakhe, ngicabanga. UGallagher wake waba nezimoto ezi-5, nakuba engazange ashayele.

12 Perry Edwards

UPerrie Edwards waziwa ngezinto eziningi. Ungomunye wamalungu eqembu le-English Girl. ukuhlanganisa okuncane, kanti futhi uke wajola noZayn Malik kodwa into akwaziwa ngayo yikhono lakhe lokushayela. Kuyathakazelisa ukuthi uZane naye akakwazi ukushayela, ngakho-ke kufanele ukuthi bachithe isikhathi esiningi belinde itekisi behlezi ndawonye. Yini okufanele yenziwe ukuze kuvinjwe umuntu ukuthi angazitholi izincwadi zokushayela? Woza... kufanele uzizwe sengathi uya ndawana thize ngezikhathi ezithile, futhi uma wenza kanjalo, awufuni ukuzishayela wena lapho? Ngiyazi ukuthi ngiyazi. Kodwa futhi, angidumile.

11 UBarbara Streisand

Ngesinye isikhathi, uBarbara Streisand wayebhekwa njengenye yezinkanyezi ezinkulu kakhulu emhlabeni. Kungani ayecatshangelwa kangaka, kunzima ukusho. Isigcawu sakhe asihumushi kahle ukusuka kwesinye isizukulwane kuye kwesinye. Okwenza indaba yakhe ixake kakhulu wukuthi ubekwazi ukushayela kodwa ngenxa yokuthi akakwenzi kusukela ngeminyaka yama-80s, wakhohlwa wukushayela. Lokhu, kunjalo, akunangqondo. Ungafunda kanjani ukushayela bese ukhohlwa ngokuphelele? Ngicabanga ukuthi kwenza umqondo ofanayo nokuba yisihlabani esidumile uma unguBarbara Streisand. Kwenzeke kanjani futhi? Akunandaba.

10 Albert Einstein

Abanye abantu abangakwazi ukushayela bamane beyizimanga futhi benza izinto ngendlela ehlukile kunabanye, noma mhlawumbe omunye wabantu abahlakaniphe kakhulu abake baphila. Ngokwesibonelo, cabanga ngo-Albert Einstein. Abaningi bamcabangela njengohlakaniphe kangangokuthi igama lakhe empeleni lisetshenziswa njengesichasiso somuntu ohlakaniphile, kodwa wayengakwazi ukushayela imoto futhi ehamba ngebhayisikili. Ngakho wayehlakaniphe kangakanani ngempela? Yebo, abantu abaningi abahlakaniphile abanakho ukuqonda uma kuziwa endabeni, futhi ngingaphikisa ukuthi u-Albert Einstein angaba ngomunye wabantu engikhuluma ngabo.

9 robbie williams

Abantu abaningi e-United States abazi ukuthi inkulu kangakanani isihlabani u-Robbie Williams e-England nasemhlabeni jikelele, kodwa ake siqonde into eyodwa: lo mfana uyisihlabani somculo esikhulu. Kodwa noma ngabe wenza malini futhi noma abanye abantu becabanga ukuthi upholile, akashayeli, ushayela amatekisi nje. Ngicabanga ukuthi kuhle uma uhlala endaweni yasedolobheni futhi uhlale unemali ongayisebenzisa, kodwa ngeke yini kube kuhle ukukwazi ukushayela esimweni esiphuthumayo? Kwazi bani? Mhlawumbe uma ucebile futhi udume njengoRobbie Williams, ayikaze ibe khona into ephuthumayo.

8 UVincent Kartheiser

I-SANTA MONICA, CA - JANUARY 17: Umlingisi u-Vincent Kartheiser kuma-21st Annual Critics' Choice Awards e-Barker Hangar ngoJanuwari 17, 2016 e-Santa Monica, CA. (Isithombe ngu-C Flanigan/Getty Images)

Abantu e-Los Angeles baziwa ngokushayela yonke indawo, ngakho-ke kuyamangaza ukuthi enye yezinkanyezi abantu abahlanyayo UVincent Kartheiser empeleni uhamba ngezithuthi zomphakathi noma yikuphi lapho eya khona, ngenxa yokuthi ukushayela kuyakhathaza, kodwa futhi uzama ukwenza ingxenye yakhe ukunciphisa ukungcoliswa. Ngithanda ukusho ukuthi ngibona kumnandi impela ukuthi ubona kude kangaka, kodwa ekugcineni kosuku indawo yezimoto, ngizosho nje ukuthi ngicabanga ukuthi kufanele aqoqe futhi aqale. ngiya emsebenzini nsuku zonke.. Woza, Vincent... okunye ukungcola akukaze kuhlukumeze muntu. Hhayi-ke, okungenani hhayi kangako.

7 A$AP Rocky

URocky ungomunye wezihlabani ezimbalwa ezinezimoto eziningi kodwa ezingazishayeli ngoba azikho isidingo. Kuyaxaka kimina, kumele ngivume. Ngingacabanga ngicebe ngokuphelele futhi nginemoto eyodwa engishayelwa othile, kodwa kungani ngiba nenqwaba? Avele afonele igalaji umshayeli wakhe aqhamuke noma ngabe iyiphi imoto ayibuzayo? Iqiniso liwukuthi, insizwa engakwazi ukushayela futhi enezimoto eziyishumi ayisoze yaphola njengensizwa ephethe eyodwa kodwa ekwazi ukushayela noma yikuphi lapho ethanda khona. Lokhu kuyindaba yakudala yomuntu ozama kanzima ukuze azipholele, kodwa angakwazi ukubalekela.

6 Lena Dunham

Abanye osaziwayo bazivuma obala izinkinga zabo. Nangempela uLena Dunham waphuma wathi uyesaba ukushayela. Wathi, “Angishayeli. Ngeke kwenzeke. Abanye abantu abahloselwe ukuba omama, futhi abanye abantu abahloselwe ukushayela." Lokhu kuyizaba ngokusobala. Angazi noma ukulinganisa ukungabi umama oqotho nokuba umshayeli onekhono kuyasebenza yini. Phela, noma ubani angakwazi ukufunda ukushayela. Ukwesaba ukushayela kungaba izaba, kodwa hhayi ezinhle kakhulu. Noma iyiphi indlela, ungalindeli ukubona uLena eceleni kwakho kuthelawayeka noma nini maduze.

5 U-Emma Roberts

U-Emma Roberts akakwazi ukushayela? Ithi akulona iqiniso Unento ebanda kunazo zonke eyenzekayo - kungenzeka kanjani lokho? Ngesinye isikhathi, waba nemvume. Wabe esefeyila isivivinyo sakhe sokushayela futhi izincwadi zakhe zokushayela zaphelelwa yisikhathi, ngakho lapho ephinda waphumelela, wafeyila ilayisensi yakhe. Kungenye nje yalezo zinto lapho noma umuntu ebonakala sengathi uphelele futhi unakho konke, uma sekufika kukho, sonke sinezinto esingenazo kahle kuzo futhi kuvela ukuthi ku-Emma. , enye yalezo zinto ukushayela. Kuhlanganise, Emma. Sonke siyakukholelwa.

4 Kurupt

Kunabantu abangashayeli ngenxa yezizathu ezingeziningi esizicabangayo, enye yazo wukwesaba amaphoyisa. Thatha ngokwesibonelo, uKurrupt. Uthi akakashayi isikhathi eside esaba ukucwaswa ngokwebala. Manje sengiyaqonda ukuthi lokhu kuyinto yangempela, kodwa bengilokhu ngingumuntu ozama ukwenza engifuna ukukwenza futhi ongakhathazeki kakhulu ngokuvumela abanye abantu bangilawule. Kodwa futhi, angizange ngibe nesipiliyoni esifana nesikaKurrupt. Into eyodwa eqinisekile, kuyisinqumo sakhe ukuthi uyafuna yini ukushayela futhi uzizwa ephephile ukwenza kanjalo esimweni sanamuhla sobuhlanga.

3 UBarbara Walters

Ngokuqinisekile uBarbara Walters akabukeki njengomuntu ozikhathazayo ngokushayela, kodwa usecela eminyakeni engu-90 manje futhi akakaze afunde ukushayela. Yilokho okwenza abaningi balaba bantu abakulolu hlu bathakazelise kakhulu - bonke baphumelele kakhulu kwezinye izici zempilo yabo, futhi bonke benze izindodla zemali ngokwenza abakwenzayo, nokho abafezanga lutho. okuyinto iningi lethu eliyithatha njengento elula kakhulu futhi elula. Ngempela kwenza laba bantu babonakale bethakazelisa nakakhulu ngezindlela ezithile. Bangakwazi kanjani ukuzuza okungaka kodwa bangenzi into ibe lula kuwo wonke umuntu?

2 Elvis Costello

Uma ngizama ukuqagela ukuthi yimuphi usaziwayo ongashayeli, bengingeke ngicabange ukuthi u-Elvis Costello uzoba ngomunye wabo. Sekuyisikhathi eside u-Elvis Costello ethathwa njengomunye wababhali bezingoma abadalwe kakhulu emhlabeni womculo we-pop, ngakho-ke kuyamangaza ukuthi indoda enamathalente akhe amaningi ayikaze ikujwayele ukushayela. Kungaba kanjani? Kuthiwa uCostello wayematasa kakhulu ukuba angayifunda. Angazi ngayo - angiyithengi. Sonke sidinga ukubeka phambili esikwenzayo phakathi nosuku futhi kubukeka sengathi ubengenayo intshisekelo yokufunda ukushayela.

1 UCharlie Watts

UCharlie Watts akaziwa nje kuphela njengesigubhu esihle kakhulu se-Rolling Stones, kodwa futhi njengesigubhu esincane. Ngakho-ke akumangalisi ukuthi akanayo ilayisensi. Nokho, empeleni ungumfuyi wamahhashi, ngakho nakuba engachithi isikhathi esiningi eshayela izimoto - okungenani uzishayela yena - uchitha isikhathi esiningi egibele amahhashi. Ngandlela-thile, iqiniso lokuthi uCharlie akanalo ilayisense lisho ukuthi upholile, kuyilapho abanye abaningi kulolu hlu bebonakala behluke ngokuphelele. Ngicabanga ukuthi kuhlobene nokuthi ngidlala ku-Rolling Stones.

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